I can't do this

I am trying so very hard to actually write one of six papers due in the next 48 hours. Oh snap. Checked my email. Make that seven (can they DO that??). This weekend kind of sucked on about three different dimensions too. I am pretty sure I was in the last place I was meant to be this weekend. I felt like I was being drawn to three locations of PA while remaining in the purgatory of the US... WASHINGTON DC aka betweensville, aka neither virginia nor maryland, aka law maker landsville, aka capital hill.. aka boredomsville if you are not 21. Now that I think about it, most places are like that. It's moments like this that I have the chance to realize how truly strange I feel. Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong time period.

Then again if I had been 20 in 1950 I could have had the chance to enjoy not being an alcoholic while not being a jesus freak too. I would have been that qwirky one that never landed a man.. the girl that always made the other girls say "Oh my good ness. You did what?!" and they'd say things like "oh Betsy" (because that would be my nickname in 1950.. not liz.. thats the nickname of a girl in a brothel!! (we'd use that word too). but all the boys would think I wasn't feminine enough because i would have opinions and insist it wasn't my problem if they thought about girls naked if they showed their ankles.

And 1970 just wouldn't do either. I'd fit in with the free spirits and the revolutions and the let's change the world!! ness, and the wearing of dirty clothes and being cheap and simple. But then they'd start talking of free love and free acid trips and I would be like woa woa woa wooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. WOA. My woman parts are not free and I am not going on the "it's a small world" ride from disney world ever again. Not to mention the fact that you guys have been sleeping around and not bathing for a solid month. Can you say aids? They'd be like whats aids. I'd be like.. nevermind, this isn't the right time period at all. No one knows what aids is and they keep trying to give it to me for FREE. cuz if im gonna have me some aids it won't be the free kind. i never settle for less. you groovy BITCHES

And then 1990 would have sucked because their clothes were mega ugly.

And now doesn't work because college kids are selfish alcoholics that can't have fun unless they don't remember having any.


soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that leaves me with no solution other than to write my papers.